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The Bermuda Triangle of Womanhood

A Free Masterclass for Women Navigating the Stormy Waters of Peri-Menopause

Presented by Emmie & Ms. Menopausal Marvel


Comic relief meets cycle wisdom in this empowering and playful workshop for women in their 40s who are done feeling confused, alone, or overwhelmed.

🔥 Feeling like your compass is broken?

Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle of Womanhood —
You’ve entered your 40s, and suddenly your body isn’t following the same rules anymore.

  • Your cycles are chaotic (or gone entirely).
  • You’re either too hot, too tired, or too pissed to function.
  • And despite your best efforts, you feel like you’re spinning in circles.

If you’ve ever found yourself saying, “WTF is happening to me?!”...
You’re not alone — and you’re not crazy.
You’re likely in peri-menopause.

👇 Join us for a fun and informative hour that flips the script on peri-menopause.

This isn’t your average hormone talk.
You’ll be guided by Ms. Menopausal Marvel, your comic-book-style superhero sidekick, and Emmie, a cycle sync coach and educator — here to help you ditch the chaos and reclaim your power.

💡 In this masterclass, you'll discover:

🧭 How to navigate through the perimenopause and read your compass
🌊 How to stop fighting your body and start working with it
🌀 The "AGELESS Approach" — a fresh mindset that reframes this transition as a time of wisdom, clarity, and transformation

🎁 You’ll walk away with:

✨ A powerful new perspective (and permission to embrace your IDGAF era)
✨ Validation that what you're experiencing is real — and normal
✨ Your first steps toward navigating this stage with confidence, community, and humor

💥 Bonus?

You’ll get an exclusive invitation to The Compass Lounge
Our private space for women like you who are ready to go deeper, laugh louder, and live more fully through the mess and magic of midlife.

📅 Save Your Seat Now

This workshop is free, but space is limited.
Let’s ditch the shame, burn the rulebook, and embrace a new way to live.

🧭 You are not lost. You’re just learning how to read a new map.

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